Forgive Me, J Edgar Hoover, for I Have Sinned

People amaze me sometimes with the thoughts and beliefs they keep in their heads. They really do.

People scare me sometimes with the thoughts and beliefs they keep in their heads. They really do.

People make me laugh a lot with the thoughts and beliefs they keep in their heads. They really, really do.

Dear Margo: Our daughter started college a year ago, and we’ve noticed during her visits home that she’s not the sweet, innocent girl we sent away for higher learning. We raised her with strong Christian beliefs, but lately she’s saying that she’s joined an atheist club on campus and is questioning everything we taught her. Now my husband refuses to let her in the house and is threatening to turn her in to the FBI. I’ve tried to cure our daughter and reconcile with her, but nothing seems to work. I’ve prayed over her at night while she sleeps, enlisted friends in a phone prayer tree and even spoken to my priest about the possibility of an exorcism. I’m at my wits’ end. How can I recover my daughter and keep her from hell? — God-fearing

If you haven't died laughing at this letter (which makes me kinda wonder if it's a fake, but then I know people who seriously think this way), check out Margo's response.