For All You Bacon-Lovin' Bastards Out There (Francophones or Not)

You don't have to like bacon (Canadian or otherwise) to get a laugh out of these "kitchen essentials":
Yes, that's right, Gentle Reader. If you cut yourself or burn yourself while working with bacon, you can cover your ouchie with a bacon bandage. As an added bonus, the tin of bandages comes with a free toy to "to take your mind off...the excruciating pain."

Wow, those bacon Band-Aid makers think of everything, don't they!

And just because I haven't put it in a post in a while, enjoy a little MST3K!