Speaking of Pepto

Today the folks who run the Texas State Fair announced the annual list of deep-fried shit served at the fair. Sadly, deep-fried feces is not on the list.

While perusing the list and discussing what, to us, makes a good deep-fried gimmick, I offered up this potential winner: Deep-fried Tums.

Somebody get me Paula Deen, some flour and a beaten egg, stat!

Hey, why not? The FSM knows you're going to need some kind of gut relief after consuming such abominations as deep-fried butter. And deep-frying those chalky tablets might make them more edible.

Have fun at the fair, y'all! Try not to hurl on the Tilt-a-Wheel after consuming your Texas fried pecan pie.