I Feel Dirty Posting This

Remember Choose Your Own Adventure books, Gentle Reader? Boy, do I ever!

Since I'm feeling a bit nostalgic this week--and a bit twisted--here's something I found ::shudder:: through BuzzFeed. Yeah, I know. BuzzFeed. Viralness. Eww.

And I suppose a double Eww! is in order since this unique homage to Choose Your Own Adventure is on Cracked.com, the online home of the long-defunct Cracked, that perpetual runner-up to Mad.

Must go shower now.