This Is Why We Call the 9 O'clock News the Fox Comedy Hour

Poor, poor Foti. Is it really worth the chuckles the lead male teleprompter reader got (and the adult human residents of Chez Boeckman-Walker got) watching you undergo a partial surgical scalping just to cover your balding pate?

Yeah, that piece (ha! piece!) is pure comedy gold, Gentle Reader. That's why we tune in every night at 9 to the local Fox affiliate. On the weekends--oh boy, the laughs don't stop because that's evidently when the interns get to run things behind the scenes because the newscast suffers so many glitches. Fun, fun stuff!