Dorks on Parade

Yes, Gentle Reader, Chez Boeckman-Walker is full of immature (some on purpose, some not) people, and that immature comes out to play in full force on Halloween.

The boy was armed with the ultimate trick-or-treating flashlight--and it worked most of the time!

The boy was also armed with a bodyguard...
...lest any bigger trick-or-treaters get any crazy ideas about taking a certain Jedi-in-training's bag of candy.

Of course, there were bound to be fights between father and son over said candy. (But how tough can Vader be when he's sporting a short-sleeve shirt? Laundry day on the Death Star can really blow a Sith Lord's rep.)

Then there's the Queen Dork herself...
Yeah, Wonder Woman looks real tough in only one boot. But give her a break, Gentle Reader--when you're fighting crime and kicking ass, sometimes you lose a boot in said ass. (Don't even get started on that oversized tiara and the Reynold's Wrap bracelets, Gentle Reader, or she will come over and string you up with her lasso of truth.)

Hope your Halloween was full of dorks, sugar, doorbells and licensed characters!