Things You Won't Ever Find in My Kitchen

See all the crazy gadgets on HuffingtonPost.com.

I have to admit, though, the recipe display is kinda nifty. But without a means for jotting down notes, substitutions, observations and, well, futzings, it really wouldn't be that useful.

By the by, if you want to see the real musical cake slice, check out its Web site. I feel sorry for the object that appears to be a gravy boat warmer. It's misidentified and deprived of an entry. And the maligning of the gravy boat continues....

And speaking of crazy ways to spend money on food preparation, I want a set of pans that makes these crazy-ass things:

Yes, truly these are a classic.