30 April 2009

It's a Bat-Post!

Remember my review a few weeks back about Batman, the movie made in the early 1960s? The one with the shark?

Note: This scene does not actually appear in the movie.

Remember how I observed that Adam West back in the day wasn't too bad looking?

Gentle Reader, you should see him now:

29 April 2009

Lucky 13

I wrapped up physical therapy on Monday. Look what I've accomplished as well this week:

Should I feel bad that I was really tempted to go for a half-marathon today? After the massage I had last night and the chance to sleep in just a wee bit (on accident) this morning, I just felt damn good and wanted to run. But I stopped myself. Best not obliterate all the healing my right leg's achieved over the past few weeks by being a wee bit anxious to test myself so soon.

But soon I'll be trying another half-marathon. Soon.

Six Years Ago Today

A mere twenty-four hours after getting the call, I made a call to put the husband and I officially on our definitive path to adding a specific human child to our wacky family.

With that call and, I seem to recall, the faxing of some signed paperwork, we were finally allowed to see our son's face. Thanks to the marvels of modern technology, we wouldn't have to wait for an overnight packet from FedEx. No, the husband and I got to see our kiddo together for the first time even though we were both still at work several miles away from each other thanks to the convenience of e-mail.

Here's what we saw:

He's got the look of a future misfit about him, doesn't he?

I've always suspected that this photo was taken at his one-month check-up appointment. We have what I believe are photos his foster family took the day he arrived in their care (as evidence by what appears to be a hospital or institute ID band around his little wrist), and he was much smaller in those photos than in this one.

We were lucky enough to get more photos:
With his foster mom, Mrs. Lee

The boy's first "chair" photo

Practically all children who are adopted through the Eastern Social Welfare Society have in their records at least one such "chair" photo, dubbed so because they're all posed seated in the exact same chair. If you ask an adoptive parent whose child was referred to Eastern about that child's chair photo, you won't have to explain yourself. Trust me.

Happy Photo Day!

28 April 2009

That Which Results From Dunging Out the Deep Freeze

Chez Boeckman-Walker has had its deep freezer about a year now, and as I was chucking into it yet another bag of frozen boneless, skinless chicken breasts, I realized how much...clutter has accumulated inside it. I've got bag after bag of frozen chicken breasts (HEB has 'em at a great price right now--and I know I'll use 'em eventually) along with bag after bag of M&Ms and other candy from holidays now passed (again, bought at prices that can't be beat, and I know I'll use 'em eventually).

Along with the chicken and chocolate (what more could a person need in life?), the deep freezer is the home of other items I've either bought at low prices for use later or items I bought in large quantities for recipes that only called for a small portion (such as the giant bag of HEB-brand Rice Krispies that, I swear, is self-perpetuating). However, I'm as guilty as the next person of being seduced by a bargain for items that I don't necessarily need but could use at some point--if I remember I have them.

That's how I ended up with two bags (of 2 cups and 2.5 cups, respectively) of shredded zucchini. Last year, the price and the quality of my beloved zuccs got to be such that I couldn't resist, and I had been on a zucchini binge at the time and believed I'd always have time and opportunity to use zucchini. Fast forward nearly a year later, and I realize I should do something with all that shredded zucchini soon, or else I'll be forced to pitch it into the compost because it's beyond the point of hiding its freezer-burned state in some baked yummy with a lot of other flavors.

So what does a person prone to culinary misadventures do with all that shredded zucchini? Well, Gentle Reader, read on and find out for yourself.

Love Zucchini Bread. Love Chocolate. Love Chocolate Zucchini Bread?
What got me started on the zucchini kick last year was the gift from my dear friend the world's greatest Spin instructor of a hunk of zucchini bread, gifted to her by her neighbor. Of course, the bread was full of flavor--and butter, for it was made from a Paula Dean recipe. But the wonderful flavor had me seeking out a more healthful alternative, and I wound up making some orange zucchini bread--and just defrosted and polished off the last mini-loaf a few weeks back.

I didn't want to make the orange zucc bread again. No, I was keen to make a zucchini cake, much like the one I'd loved when on a yoga teacher training retreat at Barsana Dham in November 2004. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a comparable recipe I could modify, but I did find one for some relatively healthful chocolate chip zucchini bread for which I had all the necessary ingredients on hand. Having all the ingredients on hand and having a particular ingredient I'm anxious to use up is always a great impetus for getting into the kitchen.

Chocolate Chip Zucchini Bread
3/4 C sugar
3 T vegetable oil
2 large eggs
1 C applesauce
2 C all-purpose flour
2 T unsweetened cocoa
1 1/4 t baking soda
1 t ground cinnamon
1/4 t salt
1 1/2 C finely shredded zucchini (about 1 medium)
1/2 C semisweet chocolate chips
  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
  2. Place the first three ingredients in a large bowl, then beat them with a mixer at low speed until well blended.
  3. Stir in the applesauce.
  4. Combine the flour, cocoa, soda, cinnamon and salt in a second bowl, stirring well with a whisk.
  5. Add the flour mixture to the sugar mixture, beating just until moist.
  6. Stir in the zucchini and chocolate chips.
  7. Spoon the batter into a 9" x 5" loaf pan coated with cooking spray.
  8. Bake for 1 hour or until a wooden pick inserted in center comes out almost clean.
  9. Cool the bread in the pan for 10 min. on a wire rack, then remove it from pan to cool completely on a wire rack.
Nutritional Info
Calories: 161
Fat: 5.1 g
Sat fat: 1.6
Protein: 2.9 g
Carbs: 27.3 g
Fiber: 1.4 g
Cholesterol: 27 mg
Sodium: 145 mg

The Faudie's Futzings
Because the recipe appeared in Cooking Light, I didn't have to futz much with it. I did use Clabber Girl sugar replacer instead of the C&H I have in the pantry, if only to get rid of the stuff, and instead of using regular Nestle morsels, I used carob chips instead--again, if only to get rid of them. The carob chips gave the finished bread a bit more bitter than sweet, but the boys seemed to really enjoy that.

Oh, I also baked the dough in six mini-loaf pans instead of one big one. I've found the mini-loaves work better for the fam because the boy has an annoying tendency to get half-way through something--such as a regular loaf of specialty bread--and decide he doesn't like it. With the mini-loaves, I can avoid that. If you opt for mini-loaf pans yourself, Gentle Reader, reduce the baking time to about 40 minutes. I had them in for 45, and they were a bit dark.

I have to admit that when I added the shredded zucchini to the cocoa-laced dough, I had a visceral reaction to the sight. See for yourself:
Not a pretty sight, is it?

The dough might not have been terribly appealing to look at, and the loaves might have turned out a little dark from a wee bit of overbaking, but I'm happy to say the bread itself is pretty tasty. Next time, I plan to use Nestle semisweet chips because I'm really curious how the flavor might change.

Who Needs More Bread When You Can Make Cookies!
Notice, Gentle Reader, that I didn't go for the obvious--and obviously lame--pun by changing need to knead in the subhead. I don't like to torture you all the time.

After my adventures in bread making, I still had a bag with 2.5 cups of shredded zucchini left over. "But if you used the 2-cup bag for the bread, shouldn't you have 3 cups left over?" you ask, Gentle Reader? The answer would be no. By the time I drained off the excess liquid from those 2 cups of thawed shredded zucchini, I had about a cup of the stuff, all very compressed. I learned then that I will never shred and freeze zuccs ever again.

But getting back to the bigger issue: What was I to do with that remaining bag of thawed shredded zucchini? I wasn't keen on making a second batch of chocolate chip zucchini bread because, at the time, the temperatures and humidity were quite high, so having the oven on for so long didn't appeal to me. I knew a cake was out of the question, so I began searching for a fall-back recipe: cookies.

While milling around in the runner's village (aka, the marketing zone) at the Texas Round-Up last weekend, we'd scored from Schlotzsky's some very yummy, toasty-from-the-oven oatmeal raisin cookies. I'll admit to you, Gentle Reader, that toasty-from-the-oven oatmeal raisin cookies are a particular favorite of mine, so imagine my surprise when I stumbled across an oatmeal raisin cookie recipe with zucchini. After some digging and searching for a recipe that didn't include either shortening or a ton of butter, I settled on one, which had a deceptive name, and was off to bake.

Zucchini Cookies*
*See what I mean about that deceptive name?
1 C sugar
1/2 C diet or low-fat butter
1/4 C egg substitute
1 t vanilla
1 1/2 C flour
1/2 t salt
1/2 t baking powder
1/2 t baking soda
1/2 t cinnamon
1/4 t cloves
1/4 t nutmeg
1 1/2 C oatmeal
1 C grated, drained zucchini
1/2 C chopped nuts (optional)
1/2 C raisins (optional)
  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
  2. In a large bowl, beat the sugar, egg substitute, vanilla and butter together well.
  3. In a second bowl, mix the flour, baking powder and soda and the spices together.
  4. Add the flour mix to the butter-egg mixture, beating to combine.
  5. Add the oatmeal and zucchini, along with any optional ingredients to the batter, stirring to combine.
  6. Drop the batter by tablespoons on greased cookie sheets, then bake for 10-12 min. or until lightly browned.
Nutritional Info
Cooks.com does not provide nutritional info for the recipes its contributors add to the site. Sorry!

The Faudie's Futzings
While the recipe was pretty obviously health-conscious, I did make a few changes:
  • I used Promise fat-free butter since I'd used up all the low-fat Blue Bonnet sticks I'd bought a few weeks ago.
  • As noted earlier, in an effort to get rid of the stuff, I used Clabber Girl sugar replacer. I avoided sugar dust air by making sure to stir it into the egg substitute and vanilla before I turned on the mixer.
  • Half of the flour was whole wheat and the other half was unbleached all-purpose flour. As I think I've mentioned a few times while posting about recipes, using whole wheat flour with oatmeal-containing recipes works quite well for my taste buds.
Because the fat-free butter has a fairly high water content and because the Clabber Girl tends to get sticky when wet, I knew the dough would be gooey and not great for drop cookies. Plus I didn't want to spend all that time dropping out the dough and swapping out cookies sheets in the oven. So I took the lazy way out and just made cookie bars. The pan needed 20 minutes of cooking time, and the dough didn't rise a whole lot, but I'm pleased with the final result. The boys didn't object to the obvious green bits, and the bars are sort of hearty enough to work as a breakfast option for the boy.

Six Years Ago Today

I was anticipating the call because I knew it was coming. I knew the family at the top of the list had rejected (I suppose declined would be a nice way to phrase it, but the act was one of rejection) him because of a very common thing in his family medical history.

Suckers. Their loss was our gain.

The call came just after 8 a.m., when the agency's office opens. I'd already been at work about two hours by then--two very jumpy, fidgety hours. When the phone finally rang, I'm sure I sounded like a babbling idiot, but I managed to express that yes, we wanted to review his paperwork. Yes, please fax it over right away.

Of course, as so often happens when something really important is going on, I couldn't get the husband by phone. My dear friend told me to just get in the car and drive over to his office--this was too important for phone tag. So I did just that. The husband met me in the lobby of his office building, I showed him the three or so pages of information, and I told him everything I knew about that possible concern, the "special need," in his family medical history to get him to understand that this specter was absolutely nothing to fret about.

And that's basically the story of how the husband and I were first introduced to the boy on April 28, 2003.

When we finaled the boy's adoption nearly seven months later, we did so on the same day as the family who had rejected him. After meeting them face to face, my belief was absolutely confirmed that the boy so did not belong with them. The universe wanted him with a...unique family, not a Whitey McWhitey, button-down, tighty whitey-wearing family. And for as...crazed as he makes me, I can't imagine the boy not being my kid--or being with that family. That would have been too cruel.

Happy Referral Day!

25 April 2009

The Family That Runs Together

I'd finish that line with "has fun together," but that would be...well, so happy and positive--and that's just not me.

The Texas Round-Up was this morning, and all the human residents of Chez Boeckman-Walker headed out at 7 a.m. sharp to get to the festivities on time. I signed up for the 10K run, and the boys opted for the family 1 mile since the boy doesn't yet have the stamina for 3.11 miles and the husband, well, he doesn't yet either.

So how did we do? I finished in just over 52 minutes. I'd hoped for a better time--something around 50 minutes, since that's about what I run at the gym--but the course, especially toward the end, was a bitch. If you're ever in Austin, Gentle Reader, run the massive hill that is 7th Street from I-35 to Brazos after running about 5 miles, and you'll understand what I mean when I called the course a bitch. Despite the slightly disappointing time, I had an average pace of 7:55, which is a good 20 seconds faster than my average pace at the gym. Woohoo for me!

As for the boys, they did well enough. They managed to pass the time in Deadsville (er, the runner's village) while I ran. As for their race, the family mile wasn't even that--it was all of 0.37 mile. But luckily we all got to run together, which was fun. We all finished just over 3 minutes after the air horn went off, which isn't too shabby considering the boy walked a good section of it.

Here are some fun photos for you to enjoy, Gentle Reader. Included are photos of the boy with his very first runner's schwag bag. I'm so proud of him!



UPDATE
I'm not the only one who found the race challenging. Check out what some of the winners had to say about today's little jaunt.

24 April 2009

A Few Good Recipes

Ahh, remember the days when Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson and Demi Moore were.... Well, they had a bit more box office draw than they do now, remember? Cruise and Moore are just...creepy (well, creepier) with their respective marriages to significantly younger partners, and Jack is just an even bigger joke than he was when he made A Few Good Men.

Did you too have to suffer through bad impressions of Nicholson delivering that awful "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" line by over-the-top, hammy wannabe high school thespians, Gentle Reader? Or did I just badly date myself?

Anywho, since I was lazy over the past few weeks and didn't post about some new recipes that are pretty easy and really tasty. Coming up with a catchy title for such a makeup post is, at 6 a.m. on a Friday morning after a long week with a long, busy day ahead, not the easiest thing in the world. I beg your indulgence, Gentle Reader.

The following recipe I nabbed from a copy of Whole Paycheck's The Whole Deal, which comes out monthly, I think. It often has fabulous coupons for the kefir I drink for breakfast, and every now and then I find a recipe I might actually try.

Chickpea and Lentil Bangladesh Stew*
*This is the name given to the recipe as it appeared in The Whole Deal. On WF's Web site, it's dubbed Slow Cooker Chickpea and Lentil Stew and is scrubbed of the WF product placements.

2 T extra virgin olive oil
1 medium yellow onion, chopped
3 medium chile peppers, chopped
4 cloves garlic, chopped
2 t garam masala
1/4 C sesame seeds
2 15-oz. cans chickpeas, drained and rinsed
1/2 C dried red lentils
1 28-oz. can tomato puree
2 C vegetable stock
1/4 C pitted black olives
1/2 C yogurt

Serving size: About 15 ounces
  1. Heat the olive oil in a pan, then sauté the onions.
  2. Add the peppers, garlic, garam masala and sesame seeds and cook until the peppers begin to soften.
  3. Combine everything except the yogurt in the slow cooker.
  4. Cook on low 8 to 10 hours.
  5. Add the yogurt about 15 minutes before serving.
Nutritional Info
Calories: 250
Fat: 10 g
Saturated fat: 1 g
Cholesterol: 5 mg
Protein: 11 g
Carbs: 33 (9 g sugar)
Fiber: 8 g
Na: 680 mg

The Faudie's Futzings
This recipe, if you haven't noticed, is really simple and too easy to make. I, however, found ways to make it even easier to prepare.
  • Canned chiles are cheaper and conveniently come three to a can (at least the HEB brand does). I didn't bother with gutting them--me likes a little heat.
  • I used the quick-soak method to prepare my own chickpeas rather than buying canned ones. Sure, that might seem like more work, thus defeating my aim of finding ways to make this recipe even easier to prepare, but I just prefer to measure out my own chickpeas. Guess I'm a bit anal retentive that way. (Nah, really?)
  • Hold the black olives and the yogurt. I don't like black olives and keep none in my stockpile, and I've yet to find that adding yogurt shortly before serving does nothing for it.
I can really close to making my own tomato puree from the canned whole tomatoes I had in the pantry, but I found a brand that was pretty low in sodium and competitively priced. Plus that saved me from dirtying the food processor, and I wasn't terribly keen on cleaning that puppy up.

The stew goes well with both naan and idlis (if you're lucky enough to have an idli maker and some batter, or you've found a reputable brand of micronuke idlis). When I reheated it yesterday for supper for me, I ate a chapati with it, which worked quite well too. If you don't have access to chapati or naan or idlis, try a flour tortilla. They're quite close to chapati.

By the way, when I reheated the stew last night, I added some more veggie broth (Pacific Natural Foods brand). When I divvied up the stew, for we didn't eat it the day I made it--I don't think I put equal amounts of the liquid into the two containers. That extra broth also helped the chickpeas from drying up and getting nasty while simmering on the stove.

Someone Might Begin to Think I Like Pineapple....
And that person wouldn't be wrong. I do like pineapple. Especially fresh chunks (although the ones I cut for the very first time were a tad overripe). I like chicken a lot, as does the family (that includes the feline members), so imagine our delight upon finding a quick, easy, tasty recipe for sweet and sour chicken.

Sweet and Sour Chicken
1 T olive oil
1 T bottled minced garlic
1 t bottled ground fresh ginger (such as Spice World)
1/4 t crushed red pepper
1 1/2 lb. skinless, boneless chicken breast, cut into 1/2" pieces
3/4 C chopped onion
1/2 C chopped celery
1/2 C chopped red bell pepper
1 15.25-oz. can pineapple chunks in juice, undrained
1/3 C reduced-sodium soy sauce
2 T dry sherry
1 1/2 T cornstarch
2 t brown sugar
1/4 C dry-roasted chopped cashews
  1. Heat the oil in a large, nonstick skillet over medium-high heat.
  2. Add the garlic, ginger, red pepper and chicken, then sauté 5 min. or until the chicken is done.
  3. Remove the chicken mixture from the pan and set aside.
  4. Add the onion, celery and bell pepper to the pan, then sauté 4 min. or until crisp-tender.
  5. Drain the pineapple, reserving half a cup of the juice.
  6. Add 1 cup of pineapple chunks to the pan, then cook 30 seconds. Reserve the remaining pineapple for another use.
  7. Combine the reserved half-cup of juice, soy sauce, sherry, cornstarch and sugar in a bowl, stirring with a whisk until smooth.
  8. Return the chicken mixture to the pan.
  9. Stir in the juice mixture, bring to boil and cook 1 min.
  10. Sprinkle with cashews.
Yield: 4 servings (serving size: about 1 cup)

Nutritional Info
Calories: 388
Fat: 11.6 g
Sat fat: 2.4 g
Protein: 41.5 g
Carbs: 28.9 g
Fiber: 2.1 g
Cholesterol: 101 mg
Sodium: 858 mg

The Faudie's Futzings
By and large, I followed the recipe. By and large.

I omitted the cashews and the celery. I had raw cashews but didn't want the added fat. I didn't have celery. Because I didn't have celery, I used the green bell pepper I did have. I diced it so it would contrast with the red bell pepper, which I left in long, yummy-licious strips that all the human members of Chez Boeckman-Walker enjoy.

Some of the ingredients I didn't measure, I guiltily admit. I chopped up half an sizeable onion--I loves me them alums! As for the pineapple, I threw in all the chunks since the boy doesn't like taking them to school in his lunch, and the husband no longer puts them on his chicken pizzas on Tuesdays. So why let perfectly good pineapple chunks linger?

Oh yeah, forget the bottled ginger and garlic. I used fresh--even though I do have bottled minced garlic in my refrigerator. I just happened to have some fresh stuff on hand that I'd bought when I'd been unable to find the bottled stuff, and I didn't want it to go to waste. Plus I've found that I really, really enjoy mincing garlic.

My only disappointment with this recipe is that it didn't reheat well. For all the wonderful flavor it had when freshly made, it was nonexistent upon micronuking. The pineapple was so fabulously distinct the first time, but it just was totally missing the second time. Bummer.

23 April 2009

A Whole Lot Crammed Into One Post

Yes, yes, Gentle Reader, I realize it's been almost two weeks since I've posted. Two whole weeks--that astounds even me! But I have a good excuse: Last week I was very busy around the house doing stuff to make it better whilst Mum was here, and this week has also been fairly busy, but I'll admit that after taking a week off, finding the gumption to post this week has been difficult. For my lack of initiative, I apologize and humbly (well, in truth, lazily) submit a post with, as its title suggests, crams a whole lot into it.

Holiday Misadventures
I noted in my previous post that we're not believers but do partake in certain Easter traditions. The boys love coloring Easter eggs, and this year I sort of indulged the boy (as in the son, not the husband 'o mine) and got him a kit for sponge painting eggs, not just dipping them in water in which a color dye tablet has dissolved.

Unfortunately, the kit was not well designed and fails to give users an option for painting the eggs without holding onto them. Ah well. Dudley's got my two bucks, and he ain't givin' it back!


Culinary Misadventures--Holiday Edition
Since Mum was planning to arrive on Easter Sunday, I felt compelled to make more of the holiday than we usually do here at Chez Boeckman-Walker. If you had any idea how many hours and hours I lost during my childhood waiting for Mum to finish up her conversations and plannings with the parish priest and other memembers after Mass on Sundays and how excruciatingly long we were there, particularly on holidays, you'd understand and fully appreciate, Gentle Reader, what a major thing her coming on Easter Sunday--after Mass, mind you--really was and why I felt a need to "do up" the holiday sorta big.

And big started with supper. Check out the big-ass filet of mahimahi (mahi-mahi? mahi mahi? Pick whichever style you like best, Gentle Reader) I scored at HEB super-cheap!
A boy and his fish--and Baby Crocagator

Beautiful, ain't it!

So what did I do with this gorgeous filet? Well, first I did my damned best to divvy it up and managed to get six portions out of it. Then I skinned the largest of the six portions for Easter supper, threw it in a Ziplock with some lime juice and freshly shredded ginger (okay, the ginger actually had been shredded about a week ago and stored in the 'fridge for future use) to marinate for about an hour then baked the sucker. Need I say (yet again) that this fish was delish?

But the big-time meal didn't stop with the big fish! I served a big bowl of fresh pineapple chunks by preparing two pineapples. Yes, Gentle Reader, you read that right--actual pineapples. That I cut up. All by myself.

The truth is that I'd bought the pair super-cheap at Wally World about a week before Easter with the intention of sending one home with Mum, who loves fresh pineapple. But they got a little ripe while sitting in my kitchen, so I thought it best to salvage what I could. And I'm happy to report that carving up a pineapple is not as hard as I thought it would be! If the things weren't so darn expensive, I'd do it more often.

The pineapple-palooza didn't stop with the big bowl of chunks....

Pineapple Orange Cake
I whipped up a low-fat, low-sugar pineapple orange cake from the light dessert weekly recipe e-mail I receive from TasteofHome.com. You can follow the link in the previous sentence to see the recipe yourself, Gentle Reader. I'm too lazy to copy and code it up herein. (Just a warning: It's another Poppy Cannon-worthy recipe.) However, I won't deprive you of....

The Faudie's Futzings
  • To get the lowest sugar content in the mandarin oranges, I bought a 15-ounce can of them and used them all. I wasn't too concerned about the additional 4 ounces because....
  • I used a low-sugar yellow cake mix from Pillsbury and hoped the moisture of the undrained mandarin oranges would compensate for the dryness I experienced when I used the devil's food flavor of this line.
  • I used fat-free HEB-brand Cool Whip. It's cheaper and, hey, free of that pesky fat!
  • I only used about half a small package of sugar-free vanilla pudding. I had it sitting in my pantry for almost a year, and I can't recall now what I used the other half to make. But it was time for that half of an ounce to be used, so use it I did.
  • I think I only used about a third of the topping I made when I followed the recipe. I was very concerned that its weight would crush the cake because, hey, crushed pineapple, even when mixed in fat-free whipped topping, still has some good heft to it. That remaining two-thirds found a good home in my gut and the husband's gut.
I was not impressed with the cake. The orange flavor of the cake itself was, to me, nonexistent. I should have followed my instinct to add a bit of orange extract to the batter. The topping also lacked any distinct flavor. The pineapple was muted: I suspect the HEB-brand can of crushed pineapple was to blame because I've found in the past it doesn't have as much flavor as Dole. I also wanted instinctively to reach for pineapple extract, but I have none. I also considered amping up the vanilla flavor for the topping since I'd only used half of the pudding mix I was supposed to use, but I wasn't sure if that would work. Let's face it: Whipped topping is a chemical plasma, and I don't trust that it would blend well with something such as vanilla extract.

As the husband and I were polishing off the bowl of leftover topping, I had a revelation about it. You're familiar with pineapple salad, right, Gentle Reader? The whipped cream, the mini marshmallows, the pineapple chunks, the pecans (maybe your version had walnuts), the maraschino cherry halves (the version Mum made never had these, but I've encountered pineapple salad elsewhere that included them). Well, I think the topping this recipe calls for is meant to emulate pineapple salad--and is a pale, pathetic imitation. Sad, but true.

Culinary Misadventures With the Boy
The boy was out of school Good Friday and Easter Monday. To keep him entertained and to maintain my sanity while getting some work done, I put him to work in the kitchen. Since that work involved knives, the boy was more than happy to comply!

The boy learned quickly the joy of cutting onions without wearing contacts. I tried to explain why he was crying, as well as why I wasn't. Then I teased him about buying him onion goggles or just wearing his old Thomas the Tank Engine sunglasses, which he promptly donned. Of course, he couldn't get back to chopping until he first did his impression of Cyclops (aka, Scott Summers, who'll always be Blinky to us), one of his newly discovered favorite X-Men. (That contentious bastard Wolverine, I'm more than pleased to report, is his favorite.) Ahh, it's always an adventure when the boy's in the kitchen!

For all his hard work, I rewarded the boy with his own chef's knife. Mind you, Gentle Reader, it's just a 6-inch one, and it's a great fit for him now. And before you call CPS on me, he never uses it unless he's under my eagle-eyed supervision. Trust me, I'm a true believer in adult supervision when it comes to using knives, and the same tendon-severing incident that made me a believer also made me a believer in knife skills classes. I'm saving the fam $65 by passing on what I learned to the boys.

Culinary Misadventures With Mum
For the first time that I can recall, I baked with my mother. Okay, that description isn't entirely accurate. I assisted. I...observed and documented. But we didn't kill each other! And the results were pretty tasty--although one was a bit of a disaster, but tasty nevertheless.

Whole-Grain Cinnamon-Nut Baby Biscotti
I'd found this recipe in an e-mail from King Arthur Flour and forwarded it to Mum, as I usually do with e-mails I get from that company. I'd made a very similar batch of biscotti from a recipe I'd found in my copy of the King Arthur Flour Cookie Companion, and Mum was keen on trying this one out while here in Austin.

Again, Gentle Reader, I'm saving my carpal tunnel-stricken wrists by just embedding the link to the recipe herein. If you're too lazy to click a link, you're in bigger trouble than I am!

I have no futzings to report other than this: We omitted the nuts because neither of us are big fans of walnuts or pecans. Did the flavor suffer as a result? I don't think so.

In case you're wondering, Gentle Reader, the biscotti weren't the disaster. This other recipe was.

Chocolate-Dipped Coconut Macaroons
This recipe is another one I'd forward to Mum in a King Arthur Flour e-mail timed perfectly for Passover. I'll admit that I've steered clear of coconut for several years now for fear of the fat content (yes, I know it's healthy fat, but coconut flavor is too addictive for me, so my arse and I are better off staying far away from the stuff), thus I personally had no interest in ever making the recipe. However, when Mum offered to do it, I was all for it!

I unfortunately didn't adequately photodocument this culinary misadventure. My fingers eventually became too busy scooping up the coconut milk goo from the pan of would-be coconut macaroons once it left the oven. By the FSM, that was good stuff! Sorta like coconut-flavored caramel--delicious!

That said, if you opt to try this recipe, don't think of the coconut milk powder as optional. Yeah, it's expensive ($9 at Whole Paycheck here in Austin), but I think it's the key to keeping the coconut milk in the cookies. If you don't use it, you'll probably wind up with the same result we got: The milk seeps out all over the pan. But damn is that goo good!

Horticultural Misadventures
Don't know if I've ever mentioned it, Gentle Reader, but Mum's a certified master gardener. She loves playing in dirt, making her literally as happy as a pig in mud basically. Well, that's not entirely true. She loves planting stuff and tending to flora.

So I take advantage of her whenever I can because I hate the great outdoors!

While I was working out or attending physical therapy or doing other things, Mum removed some old, dead grasses; split up and planted these beautiful butterfly iris plants the husband and I used waaay back in January '08 at our recommitment ceremony that had been lingering in their original plastic pots on our porch; trimmed up all the shrubs that have been neglected for a few years; installed a professional watering system for the new landscaping in the front of the house (we'll see how long it takes me to ruin it from negligence) and put out a bunch of new pine bark mulch. Yeah, the woman was busy--and, honestly, happy as a pig in mud.

The boy has somewhat adopted his Nana's green thumb. He was terribly keen on planting seeds after he and his classmates had done something similar at school. He wanted flowers--and I loathe flowers. I kill them. They're pretty in their containers at The Home Despot and Blowe's and installed in nice landscaping arrangements at apartments and other building. But I won't plant them at my house. Not at my house.

But I relented. I even helped Mum install on our fence--which I swore I wouldn't drill into or otherwise alter unless life depended on it--a planter in which the boy could plant his daisy seeds and cosmos seeds.
Adorable, ain't he?

The seeds are actually sprouting, and I'm doing my best to remind Mr. Green Jeans Jr. to go out and check them and all the other plants Mum kindly planted (thyme, red bell peppers, cilantro, a gerber daisy, rosemary that's already died and another flowering plant the boy just had to have). Perhaps the boy actually has a knack for keeping things green. If so--score! Another relative with a knack for the flora to take advantage of!

All righty, Gentle Reader, I'm stopping there. I have a few more recipes to share, but I'll give them their own posts. I'm tired now and ready for bed. I have physical therapy, a haircut and a racing packet pickup scheduled for tomorrow, so no rest for the weary!

12 April 2009

Happy Easter!

We're not believers, but it's hard to escape Easter. More importantly, any holiday that heavily involves rabbits, ducks and chocolate is all right with me and mine. And once upon a time, I celebrated--as much as any child can celebrate a religious holiday largely taken over by commercial interests--Easter. I have fond memories of Easter baskets of Cadbury cream eggs, Reese's peanut butter eggs and these individually wrapped, wonderful coconut cream enrobed in pastel green-tinted white chocolate from Russell Stover (for a few years in my adulthood, you could still get them in a multipack of various chocolate eggs with different fillings, but now I have to suit myself with a dark chocolate-enrobed version that's just not as good). I have...memories of the various dresses Mum made to wear for the interminable Easter Mass. (How she ever had time to make three dresses practically every year for at least a decade is beyond me. I recall some of them being itchy.)

Here at Chez Boeckman-Walker, the boys dye some eggs and, weather and the boy's interest and mood permitting, hunt them. We have more than a few Cadbury cream eggs and Reese's peanut butter eggs and other sinful and often delicious candy. This year, I was this close to picking up a package of Hawaiian bread--the round loaf, not the dinner rolls--as I always associate it with Easter, but good grief is that stuff ever unhealthful!

Of course, come Easter Monday, we try to stock up on half-price candy at the local stores. Gotta love half-price candy!

To help you enjoy your Easter, Gentle Reader, I thought I'd share with you some of the boys' Easter art.

When the boy showed this one to me, he explained that the eggs were "coming out of" the momma duck and they were hatching. (Have I mentioned the boy's really keen on momma and baby animal, particularly on keeping them together? Sure, you could shrug off his fascination as some facet of his internalizing his adoption, but I've always noticed his interest grows following a stay at my parents' house, where he has my mother's undivided attention. Therefore, I chalk up his fascination with mother-and-child pairs as a statement that he find my own mothering skills to be sorely lacking, therefore he's going about fixing his lack of good maternal nurturing by pairing up his stuffed animals. Love that boy, yes I do.) I then explained to him that eggs don't hatch immediately after the mother duck produces them; she has to incubate them for a few weeks or so before they hatch. Notice, though, that the eggs in the picture look like they've hatched into poached eggs, not baby ducks.

I guess our conversation hit a nerve because the boy later produced this Easter image:

Yep, screw the whole incubation thing. Let's see some cute little duckies with that proud momma duck!

The boy didn't know how to draw bunnies, so the husband volunteered to teach him. He told me later that after he taught the boy to draw a bunny, the boy then taught Daddy how to draw a basket with a carrot in it. Can't let a bunny starve after all!

The boy helpfully labeled the picture as belong to him. Note the correct use of the apostrophe, Gentle Reader. I'm so proud!

Of course, he had to label his picture so you'd know it wasn't Daddy's picture:

Being the junior anal retentive that he is (much to my pride and dismay), the boy had to, of course, label his father's art as well.

Hope those pictures made your Easter all the more special! If not, go suck out the cream filling from a dozen or so Cadbury eggs. That will make your Easter very special.

10 April 2009

Not Bad for a Person With Bilateral Greater Trochanteric Bursitis

And bilateral hip abductor tendinopathy. Don't forget the bilateral hip abductor tendinopathy--although it's the bilateral greater trochanteric bursitis that's probably causing me more pain, although not so much this past week.


Yeah, Gentle Reader, that's what I'm babbling about. Despite my leg issues and orders to stop running for a while, I still managed to hit another running milestone. Truth be told, I took only one day off--a two-mile Tuesday, the day I had the MRI and the doctor's appointment that started all this--but did cut back the rest of the time.

Given the experience thus far, I doubt I'll be doing any weekly Monday Half-Marathons again. Maybe once a month. I'm hoping I'll be able to do 10 or 11 miles each running day once again, but first I'll have to regain some speed. I'm hoping that'll happen with rehab.

09 April 2009

In the 'No Shit, Sherlock' News Category....



"An eight-year study of 218 couples found 90 percent experienced a decrease in marital satisfaction once the first child was born."




We needed scientists to tell us this?

But to me, here's an important statement in the report: "Scientists speculate that the problem is partly a modern one, because parents don't get as much help at home as they did in previous generations."

Amen to that one! For the human residents of Chez Boeckman-Walker, we'll be relying on all the grandparents quite a bit this summer to manage the boy (and maintain my sanity). And don't even get me started on how...awkward it is to fill out various emergency contact forms for him. Yeah sure, perhaps if the husband and I were more social, we'd be able to put down neighbors or nearby friends as permitted emergency contacts for the boy, but...that just isn't the case. So we deal with it the best way we can.

Of course, for as much as I dog on how much hassle being a parent is, I have to say that I can't imagine what the husband and I would have done with ourselves over the past six years (well, we're almost to six years). I figure I'd still be working full time, probably teaching too. Indeed, the husband would probably be spending more time at the gym; me, I'd be there probably the same amount of time as I am now. We probably wouldn't be as stressed, although the FSM knows that my ability to find new sources of stress is legendary.

But it's not like we'd be traveling the world, going to concerts or other events, taking annual vacations or doing other such free-wheeling stuff. We didn't do that stuff before the boy arrived, and we're just not the type to do that anyway. The husband and I enjoy our quiet time, and we still get that--just in smaller amounts. And I guess I'm a bit of a masochist when I say that to some degree I enjoy the random craziness the boy brings to life. Y'know, what doesn't kill you and all that....

By the way, if you want to read the rest of the article about these scientists' amazing findings, check it out here.

08 April 2009

I Should Probably Get the Boy's Vision Checked

The boy is a budding artist, and I'm totally cool with that. Since his love of drawing has emerged when he was about 2 1/2 years old, I've always wondered if his artist talent is a nature thing--perhaps someone or someones in his birth family are painters or drawers or sculptors or something--or a nurture thing since the husband is quite talented in the area of graphic arts. I'll probably never know that answer, but it's fun to contemplate it from time to time.

But I digress. This morning I called my email from the ISP's server onto my local system and saw a notice that another one of the boy's art projects has been added to Artsonia. Seeing his work online is kind of a kick, so I hastily clicked the link to see the new piece.

This one's a self-portrait. Allegedly.

I realize that public schools--particularly their art programs--don't get a lot of funding. I realize too that there's only so much a young, budding artist can do with crayons and construction paper. But couldn't the boy at least have been given a mirror to reference his own face while creating this work? You'll have to trust me on this, Gentle Reader, when I say that my son doesn't look like Tony Shaloub.

Man, I knew letting him watch Monk while we ate supper would somehow come back to bite me in the ass....

07 April 2009

Toss Yer Cookies

I guess this is turning into Nostalgia Week here at NotAFoodie.com. I didn't intend it, Gentle Reader, but the universe is just aligning to bring things into my life that remind me of times past.

Consider my recent yen for making cookies. I'd intended to whip some up for the husband, and while I was looking forward to making something, I wasn't terribly keen on putting in a lot of effort. Thus I was delighted to open up my copy of the King Arthur Flour Cookie Companion and discover a butterscotch-oatmeal no-bake cookie recipe that was simple, quick and didn't require any unusual ingredients since I wasn't in the mood to make a run to HEB or Wally World.

Butterscotch-Oatmeal Stovetop Cookies
1 1/2 C (5 1/4 ounces) rolled oats (not quick-cooking oats)
1 C (8 ounces) brown sugar
1 5-ounce can evaporated milk
1/2 t NaCl
1 t vanilla extract
1 C (1 ounce) crisp cereal of your choice
1 C (6 ounces) butterscotch chips
1/2 C (2 ounces) chopped walnuts (optional)
  1. Place the oats in a large bowl and set aside.
  2. In a medium-size saucepan set over low heat, combine the sugar, milk, salt and vanilla, then bring the mixture to a boil.
  3. Pour the mixture over the oats, stirring to combine.
  4. Allow the oat mix to cool to room temperature.
  5. Stir in the cereal and butterscotch chips.
  6. Drop the dough by the tablespoonful onto waxed or lightly greased parchment paper, pressing to flatten slightly with wet fingers.
  7. Chill until set.
Yield: 26 cookies (serving size: 1 cookie, 30 g)

Nutritional Info
May the FSM bless the fine folks at King Arthur Flour for including nutritional info with each cookie recipe!

Calories:114
Fat: 4 g
Protein: 2 g
Complex carbs: 6 g
Sugar: 13 g
Fiber: 1 g
Cholesterol: 2 mg
Na: 67 mg

The Faudie's Futzings
Remember how I noted how simple and quick this recipe is? I found a way to make it even quicker--and yes, I made a few substitutions.
  • Instead of pouring the boiling liquid over the oats, I just put the oats in the large saucepan I was using. Later, I just put the cereal and chips into it as well. Why dirty two dishes when one will work fine?
  • Speaking of cereal, I used HEB-brand Rice Krispies because I have 'em out the wazoo still. Who knew it would take so long to go through such a big friggin' bag of 'em?
  • I substituted Splenda brown sugar blend for the brown sugar, which I do not have in my house.
  • I used fat-free evaporated milk. Can't say that it made a difference, but I doubt I would know. Mum always had skim milk in her refrigerator, so I grew up on the stuff. I have had whole milk in the last...five or six years (I think we bought a carton for the boy when he was younger), and the stuff was disgusting. The mouth feel was...heavy and slimey with all that fat. Blech!
  • I used Morton's Lite Salt, even though I have an adorable salt pig on my counter full of kosher salt that's much easier to get to. Hey, yer lucky I used salt at all in this recipe, Gentle Reader, but I know now that it's kind of essential to help differentiate flavors.
Given the various substitutions, I don't think the nutritional info is entirely accurate for my version. I'm too lazy to go over to one of the online calculators, and I'll admit that I'm hoping that ignorance is bliss since I couldn't keep my damn hands off these things.

Nostalgia Sets In
The look and mouth feel (not the taste, mind you) of the finished product reminded me far too much of the wonderful no-bake cookies Mum made when I was a kid. The combination of melted Blue Bonnet, C&H sugar, Peter Pan peanut butter and Nestle Tollhouse cocoa powder--not to mention the coconut flake (the brand, I recall, changed over the years and often depended on what was available and affordable at whichever store Mum shopped)--will be forever imprinted on my brain and on my taste buds. And that fffttt! sound the used wax paper made when we pulled it up off the counter! That was music to my ears!

Oh, were those cookies ever a sinful thing--and evidently a Southern thing, as in my attempts to find a recipe similar to the one Mum used, the first one I found closest to it (or what I remembered of it) in About.com's Southern Food section. (It doesn't include coconut, but this one does yet excludes peanut butter!) While chocolate-peanut butter no-bake cookie recipes are a dime a dozen on the Internet, finding one that used cocoa powder, not chocolate chips along with coconut was somewhat difficult. Of course, for many folks, coconut is sometimes an option in some cookies, but I'm hard-pressed to recall Mum ever making a batch without coconut.

At this point, I'd extend an apology to you, Gentle Reader, and to Mum for not including her recipe. I had it at one point, for the husband often made it--or at least his version of it--when we were young, fat (well, just me) apartment dwellers. I doubt I still have that recipe card: Most likely I tossed it years ago, knowing I'd never do it justice trying to futz with it to make it somewhat healthful. Why suly wonderful memories, y'know? Plus I know that Mum doesn't read my blog, so apologizing to her would be futile.

With a longing for those long-gone chocolate-peanut butter yummies growing deeper and deeper, I decided that dammit, the recipe was so basic it just cried out for experimentation. I had peanut butter chips. I had chocolate chips. I had cocoa powder. I still had oats, Splenda brown sugar blend, Rice Krispies (I'll most likely have those until the day I die), evaporated milk and vanilla. I had time and opportunity. So yes, Gentle Reader, the universe was aligning to allow me to indulge in some nostalgia. Here's the result.

The Faudie's Futzed No-Bake Cookies
1 1/2 C rolled oats (not quick-cooking oats)
1/2 C Splenda brown sugar blend
5 ounces fat-free evaporated milk
1/2 t Lite NaCl
1 t vanilla extract
1 t cocoa powder
1 C Rice Krispies
1/2 C peanut butter chips
1/2 C semi-sweet chocolate chips
  1. In a large, nonstick saucepan set over low heat, combine the sugar, milk, salt, cocoa powder and vanilla, bring the mixture to a boil, then turn off the heat.
  2. Pour the oats into the mixture, stirring to combine.
  3. Allow the oat mix to cool to room temperature.
  4. Stir in the peanut butter and chocolate chips and Rice Krispies.
  5. Drop the dough by the tablespoonful onto wax paper, pressing to flatten slightly with a small silicon rubber scraper or the back of a spoon.
  6. Chill until set.
I think perhaps next time, I'll add only a quarter-cup of chocolate chips and three-fourths of a cup of peanut butter chips. The combination of the chocolate chips and the cocoa powder almost completely overpowers the peanut butter, and I recall that Mum's no-bake cookies maintained distinct chocolate and peanut butter flavors. Hell, I might even try it without chocolate chips--just PB chips and some cocoa powder.

Just a tip, Gentle Reader, should you try either or both of the recipes: Do try your best to be patient to let the oat mixture cool to room temperature before adding the chips. If not, the suckers will met, and I believe the creator(s) of the original recipe intended for the chips to be distinct chips in the finished cookies.

I was more patient--and was working in a cooler kitchen--when I made the butterscotch version. I thought I'd waited long enough when I whipped up my experimental version, but evidently I didn't, for both the chocolate and peanut butter chips were largely melted into a messy goo in the very short time it took me to get the last three ingredients stirred in well enough for the stuff to be ready for dropping onto wax paper.

06 April 2009

I Feel Dirty Posting This

Remember Choose Your Own Adventure books, Gentle Reader? Boy, do I ever!

Since I'm feeling a bit nostalgic this week--and a bit twisted--here's something I found ::shudder:: through BuzzFeed. Yeah, I know. BuzzFeed. Viralness. Eww.

And I suppose a double Eww! is in order since this unique homage to Choose Your Own Adventure is on Cracked.com, the online home of the long-defunct Cracked, that perpetual runner-up to Mad.

Must go shower now.

05 April 2009

Holy Crapola, Batman! This Movie Stinks!

I might have mentioned a time or two before, Gentle Reader, that I've been a fan of the Bat since I was two or three. No, really--that long. I have photographic proof. See for yourself:


Of course, in the mid-1970s, a person couldn't run down to Blockbuster and pick up a copy of more than half a dozen different Batman movies any 'ol time you wanted. My education and experience with the Bat came from that craptastic campy '60s show from ABC that, I'm assuming, was shown in syndication on one of the local broadcast stations. I'm sorry to admit that I've never asked Mum or Dad how we watched the show, if that is indeed how I was first exposed to Batman and Robin, for I don't have any memories of watching the show when I was very young. I do recall it airing on a UHF channel when I was in the first grade or so, but I must have watched it as a toddler, for how else could I have become so enamored of it that I was gifted with Batman and Robin Mego dolls (for Christmas) and Batman coloring books and reading books?

Enough tripping down Bat-memory lane, right?

Wrong!

Flash forward 31 and a half years approximately. While browsing the TV viewing guide for episodes of Monk to record to the DVR for later viewing, I happened to spy a listing for the 1966 Batman movie on AMC. (Yeah, I know--what happened to American Movie Classics? Is Wolf with Jack Nicholson or, ::shudder::, Catwoman with Halle Berry really a classic movie? Well, what happened, I think, is Turner Classic Movies. Doesn't Ted own the rights to a motherload of old movies and yanked their rights to show on a channel of his own?) Since I'd only ever seen bits and pieces of that '66 release (most memorably while at the roller rink in Ada while attending a camp for gifted and talented middle schoolers back in 1989, the fine year that brought us the Batman with Michael Keaton) and since I thought perhaps the boy might find it enjoyable as he's been on a Justice League kick for the last week or so (yes, it's a miraculous break from all things Star Wars), I figured why not add the movie to the 'ol DVR for a time when...well, when I have two and a half hours to kill?

Yes, It Really Is That Campy
Within the first 20 or so minutes of the movie, Robin has lowered Batman, in all his satin shorts glory, into the ocean off the coast of Gotham City as he was climbing down the Bat-Ladder attached to the Bat-Helicopter (or was it a Bat-Chopper? I don't remember the label--and by the FSM, the Bat Boys loved to label their stuff more than Martha Stewart!), where he has been attacked by a man-eating shark. A very tenacious man-eating shark that kept its grip on Batman's gray tights-clad leg even as Batman, clinging to the Bat-Ladder, was being lifted several feet above the water as the Bat-Helicoper climbed higher.

Oh wait, Gentle Reader. It gets better.

Robin must abandon temporarily his piloting duties to climb down the ladder to deliver unto Batman the can of shark repellent Bat-Spray. And thank the FSM Robin grabbed the right can! Batman really would have been up a creek without a paddle had Robin accidentally grabbed the can of manta ray repellent Bat-Spray or one of the other five cans of Bat-Spray to repel other marine life. But to top it off, Robin delivers the can while hanging upside-down from one of the Bat-Ladder's rungs. Good use of those circus trapeze act skills, Boy Wonder!

The shark explodes, by the way. Sorry if I ruin that for you.

The shark isn't the only marine life that gets it in a gruesome way in this flick. A porpoise takes a torpedo for the Dynamic Duo not too long after the shark becomes sashimi. Thank goodness PETA wasn't around back then.

I do have to take issue, though, with Batman's portrayal--or at least his prowess as a detective. Specifically, are we really supposed to believe that the World's Greatest Detective can't tell right away that the Soviet reporter he's attempting to seduce is Catwoman, another would-be seductee, in disguise? The leopard-print outfit she wears at the press conference in Commissioner Gordon's office when she makes her first appearance isn't a dead giveaway? Nevermind that Ms. KitKat (or whatever her nickname was) keeps saying "Purrrfectly" the exact same way Catwoman does.
Admittedly, the eyebrows might throw him....

Now I realize that men are sometimes prone to thinking with other body parts besides their brains, but really, I think Batman is typically above such things. That's why the whole Batman-Catwoman thing has been going on frickin' forever in the comics--Batdude doesn't think with his prick, therefore Catwoman doesn't get very far.

(Although admittedly in her own comics, she had bedded him a few times. And in his comics, we've seen her traipsing around the cave in one of his silk robes, I think. But that's just sex. It's nothing lasting.)

Rating the Batmen
In the 80 years Batman's been around--yes, the Bat will officially be an octogenarian this May--a good number of actors (professional and otherwise) have portrayed him on some sort of screen. In a post last summer about the joys of watching Batman Begins while running at the gym, I noted that I find Christian Bale pretty easy on the eyes. I suppose Clooney has a number of fans, and of the bits and pieces of whichever Batman movie he was in that I've seen, I'll agree that he's not hideous. Val Kilmer? Yeah, he had his day. Michael Keaton? Eh, not so much. I can't say much about whoever played Batman in either serial from the 40s.

That leaves (if I haven't forgotten anyone) Adam West. The memories I have of him from childhood don't leave a very positive impression on me--hammy acting, bad '60s-era clothes, awful '60s-era hair. So imagine my surprise when I find that when he's sporting a tux as Bruce Wayne, West isn't that awful to look at. Not that I find him incredibly attractive--far from it--but he's not the awkward, ugly presence I remember. And somehow after seeing that bit, I find it plausible--although very dubious--that he was once asked to play James Bond in On Her Majesty's Secret Service*, as West has claimed, but turned down the role on his belief that someone British ought to play the part.

As for poor Burt Ward, all I can say is this: Holy comb-over, Batman! Of course, the boy kept asking why Robin wasn't wearing any pants.

Indeed, poor Burt Ward.

*This is according to the Wiki entry for the '60s Batman TV series. In its entry for Adam West, the offer of the Bond role is for the movie Diamonds Are Forever. A mistake on Wiki editors' part, or can West not keep his story straight?

Cinematic Pay-off
Of course, what the '60s-era Batman franchise is remembered best for is the animated onomatopoeia added to the fight scenes in postproduction. Trippy fun, right?

Oh, in a bad movie filled with hammy acting, satin shorts and capes, foam rubber and Cesar Romero's pancake makeup-painted mustache, that final battle atop Penguin's surfaced submarine was made all the sweeter with its onomatopoeia! And the boy loved it--once, of course, Mommy and Daddy explained why those words were appearing on the TV.

All in all, getting to see the 1966 Batman movie in its entirety was not a total waste of two and a half hours of my life on a Sunday. I got some knitting done while I was watching, and we took advantage of commercials breaks to get the laundry done. We even saved the recording on the DVR in case the boy ever wants to see the flick from the beginning (he came in about halfway through). Or if I need to revisit those shots of West in a tux to check if I really have lost my tastes.

03 April 2009

Frickin' Faboo Friday

Gentle Reader, are you having a frickin' faboo Friday? Well, I'm overjoyed to report that the human residents--hell, even the feline residents--of Chez Boeckman-Walker are all having a frickin' faboo Friday.

Lunch? Why Not!
After a great run at the gym and a nice shower, I was just sitting down to work on this story I've been wanting to wrap up all week when I made the mistake of checking my e-mail. Arriving in my inbox was a message from the husband asking if I wanted to join him for lunch. Hey, I though, why the hell not? Spontaneity is nice! A phone call to discuss options, a few minutes to dry my hair and slap on some makeup (yes, I actually put on some makeup, but just the usual Brow Zing and some eyeshadow to hopefully detract from the pitiful state of my skin) and a quick road trip later, the husband and I were at a new-to-us Indian lunch buffet.

I'd learned about Bombay Bistro while wasting a good chunk of time recently on Chowhound.com, and the comments and reviews were enough to make me want to check the place out for myself. It's location is convenient for me at home and the husband at work. While the exterior isn't much to write home about--it's in a tan brick strip mall a few shops down from an HEB, so, uh, woop-de-woo--the smells coming out each time someone entered and exited while I waited for the husband to arrive were quite enticing.

The interior is all right, but let's face it: Who goes to lunch buffet places for their interior design? The wall decor wasn't appalling, but the tables and chairs had seen better days; in fact, of the four chairs at our table, both the husband and I chose seats that wobble. And the chairs seems too short for the table, but maybe that's just me. I like my eating setup to be at least ergonomically correct, but again, that's just me.

The buffet was, I'll admit, a bit lean. Two soups were available, but neither struck me as Indian or nouveau Indian or fusion Indian. For goodness' sake, one of them was a chicken noodle soup! Spinach pakora were available, and I've never seen spinach pakora in nearly perfectly round pieces. Usually they're shaped much like a snowflake as viewed under a microscope--three-dimensional with lots of spears and outthrusts coming from the center. Could the shape indicate they're quick-fry jobbers from a bag? I dunno. The flavor was good and the besan flour coating crisp, so if they are previously frozen, the maker's worked some wonders with preservatives.

The main course options included Dal bukhara (assorted lentils and beans slow-cooked in onions, tomatoes and cream--quite tasty and heart, plus the lentils weren't smashed into mush), aloo baigan (eggplant sauteed with potatoes and a touch of curry sauce--also quite tasty), saug paneer (commonly spelled saag paneer, which I won't touch with the proverbial ten-foot pole because of all the cheese in it) vegetable masala (think chicken tikka masala without the chicken--very tasty and very hearty), a curry-like dish of mushrooms, green peas, onions, cream (or maybe yogurt) and carrots, I think (yummy!) the near-requisite chicken tikka masala (yummy!) and tandoori chicken (which the husband partook of and pronounced it quite good because he particularly enjoyed being able to taste the smoke from the tandoor without the meat having dried up to chewy, stringy ick) and a beef meatball dish (might have been in a masala sauce, but I didn't look too close, although the husband seemed to enjoy it).

A basmati rice pilaf and large pieces of naan completed the main feast. On a second table was a big bowl of torn iceberg lettuce leaves and an array of Kraft bulk salad dressings for those diners wanting a salad (why ever for?), and a big bowl of mango custard--actual custard, not just cheap pudding--was available for dessert. Unfortunately, this table was the only place to score spoons, for the table settings lacked them. Kinda inconvenient, but maybe I'm the only person who likes to scoop up lingering sauce with a piece of naan in one hand and a spoon in the other.

For the price of $8.95, I didn't think Bombay Bistro was too bad. The service wasn't bad, and the a la carte menu seems intriguing enough for a possible night out sans boy sometime. I doubt we could take the boy there because of the limited buffet offerings. Then again, he usually just stuffs himself on rice, chicken tikka masala and naan when we go to a non-vegetarian Indian buffet, so really he'd be fine.

Speaking of the Boy....
After taking my leave of the husband and Bombay Bistro and after a stop at Specs, where I got a great and fast education on tequila and scored the ginger preserves and key lime juice I need for recipes, I hauled arse to HEB for the weekly grocery run before I needed to run home and get myself to the school to retrieve the boy. I didn't have much to pick up for the week, and the store fortunately isn't too busy in the early afternoons on Friday.

Imagine my surprise to hear my cell phone that, miracle of miracles, I actually had on me for once, start jingling its happy little Batman theme (think campy '60s show, not Danny Elfman). Twasn't the husband nor Mum, so I figured the caller might be a YoYo teacher seeking a sub and was gearing up to disappoint her or him that no, I wasn't available.

Lo and behold, the caller was from Harmony School of Austin with frickin' fabulous news: The boy won a place in next year's first-grade class! I damn near shouted for joy right there by the canned fruits I was so thrilled. Since we'd been told some 800 applications had been submitted--and that was a few weeks before the deadline--and that no openings were available for next year's first-grade class, I'd sort of written off any chance of the boy getting in. But, wonder of wonders, the universe once again aligned for us and smiled on us.

Now please don't think, Gentle Reader, that I'm sure that Harmony will solve all of the boy's problems. Switching schools will not get him to suddenly keep his mouth shut. That's just...that's the way he is, for better or worse--for now (hopefully). But I do hope that by putting him in a school that strongly encourages achievement and challenges all its students, the boy might be more engaged in his learning environment and won't be as easily distracted (bored) and thus prone to running off at the mouth. And if Harmony and the boy aren't a good fit, we're not stuck--he's not stuck there for the whole school year. We can always remove him and put him back in the public school down the street from us that he's currently attending.

Optimistic but realistic--that's me right now.

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