Evidence That Something's Wrong With the Midwest

I present to you, Gentle Reader, the True Wisconsin Bloody Mary.

I've heard of Bloody Mary drinks. I've heard of shrimp cocktail appetizers. This monstrosity is...an hors d'oeuvre you drink? An apertif that doubles as finger food? What the hell is this abomination, and what is going on in Wisconsin that led to its creation?

Remind me never to visit Wisconsin.