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Batman commands you to go see his movie. Who cares what other people who've seen it thought. Batman commands you to go see his movie.

And who are you to argue with a guy in a bat suit who could probably take you down just by blinking in your direction?

But if you won't take Batman's command, take my recommendation--go see The Dark Knight. Check that. Empty your bladder first, then go see The Dark Knight. It's two and a half hours of your life well spent.