Is That a Hideous Growth on Your Back?

Or are you some kind of Star Wars fan?

My kid would look so much cuter wearing this thing!

I totally dig Yoda: he's only one letter off from yoga, and he's full of yogic wisdom (I've quoted him a time or two or two hundred in my yoga classes). But I'm sorry, wearing this thing is akin to wearing a sign on your back reading, "Beat me up 'cuz I'm a geek!"