Frightening Food Finds

The name of the recipe says it all, Gentle Reader:

Hamburgers and Ketchup Gravy
Y'know, Muffinhead's puked up something that looks just like this. Then again, she eats protein with wings, odd things that fester in the corners of the house and under the beds and in the closets, as well as tortilla chips. She should puke up something that looks like this. We, however, should not eat something that looks like this.

Pssst, Gentle Reader, the secret's in the simmering! Wanda even says so!