Frightening Food Finds

One should never stumble out to her email and find this visual definition of the word blorf waiting for her:



So what is this hideous monstrosity, you ask, Gentle Reader? Well, get your Pepto ready--it's allegedly bacon-wrapped chicken. The alleged cook who submitted this photo of the recipe, however, did some futzing: "I added some green chilies in the cheese and didnt [sic] make the sauce."

The sauce to which this faudie refers--for those of you who are too terrified to follow the link to the recipe--consists of a can of cream of chicken soup (blorf!), half a cup of mayo (double blorf!), half a cup of milk (the cow that giveth is churning in her pasture for sure for being part of such a gruesome concoction), a teaspoon of lemon juice and some salt and pepper. Yeah, that's a sauce Escoffier would be so proud of!

If you want to really sicken yourself, check out the two pages of photos submitted by the poor fools who made this dish, described thusly by allrecipes.com: "Topped with a rich cream sauce, these bacon-wrapped chicken breasts are rolled around a mild, cheesy filling. Perfect with a side of fettuccini."