Blorf!

Blorf: (noun) The sound Worf makes when he barfs.

As you may know, Gentle Reader, the husband and I were quite the rabid fans of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine in our younger days. When Worf joined the cast a few years into the show's run, we had some good, snarky fun and came up with blorf. It's a great, all-purpose word, really, so feel free, Gentle Reader, to use it when you need to invoke the powerful, evocative image of a Klingon ralphing.


Which leads me to this week's Frightening Food Find--

BBQ Pie
Yes, it's another blorfalicious recipe from the fine folks at AllRecipes.com. Imagine updating your inbox one beautiful, carefree morning and having this monstrosity greeting you. You too would feel the urge to blorf.

If you need a laugh and can overcome the urge to vomit at the mere thought of this dish, you must check out this all-'merican recipe, Gentle Reader. For the FSM's sake, it uses Bisquick and Van Camp's Pork and Beans--ya can't get much more all-'erican than that. I'm surprised the recipe doesn't call for Velveeta instead of regular cheddar cheese (although perhaps you should use Wisconsin cheddar just to be safe).