Shiver Me Timbers!

Ahoy, mateys, it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!



Can't talk like a pirate? No problem! Learn the lingo on the celebration's official Web site. And if ye can already sing a sea shanty and want a buxom beauty, try your luck with some pick-up lines. (Although methinks a good pirate wouldn't need a pick-up line to get a beauty.)

Cap'n Faudie says to grab ye some grog and have ye'self a smashing good International Talk Like a Pirate Day--lest I make ye walk the plank. Arrr!