Here's Something Else That Should Scare the Hell Outta Ya

I'm taking a knife skills class!

(Yes, Gentle Reader, run for the hills and pray for the people taking the class along with me.)

Miracle of miracles, a place opened up for me in Central Market's October Knife Skill 101 class. I'd been trying to get into it or Whole Food's version without much success, but I finally got lucky. So next Saturday evening, me and my R.H. Forschner by Victorinox chef's knife will be spending a little time getting some real culinary training.

Hey, maybe after next Saturday, I'll be able to chop an onion in less than 15 minutes!